Well I haven't really had anything to say for a while....yes minor miracle I know.... well nothing worth actually typing about, my life is too quiet at times.
I was the taxi to the park this morning for R and little E,N and E. So whilst they went to meet friends, play in the playground and visit the animal park I sat in the car and read my book. It was total heaven..peace and quiet and no one to interrupt. I need a rest at the moment though as I'm off to step class again, it's only once a week and it takes me the rest of the week to recover. I can see that I won't be going back to school with a bod like Kylie *sigh*
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
Wednesday, 3 August 2011
Yeeeeek
I ordered a new car toay....I haven't been for a test drive but hey, who cares? I decided upon [or rather P swayed my decision his way] a Nissan Qashqai [I don't even know if I spelt that right]
Main factors when deciding upon a car;
1. Does it have parking sensors?
2. What colours does it come in?
Oh thats it? I thought there may have been more things to consider....
I decided on polar white....mostly because I can have that this month, rather than wait for 3 months for a black. Its very big and chunky looking though, I really hope that I can park it, I may have to park waaaaay away from everyone else in the supermarket for a few weeks until I'm used to the size.
BTW I was only going to Tesco to collect my clothes order and thought I might just pop in on the way as we passed the Nissan garage.
Main factors when deciding upon a car;
1. Does it have parking sensors?
2. What colours does it come in?
Oh thats it? I thought there may have been more things to consider....
I decided on polar white....mostly because I can have that this month, rather than wait for 3 months for a black. Its very big and chunky looking though, I really hope that I can park it, I may have to park waaaaay away from everyone else in the supermarket for a few weeks until I'm used to the size.
BTW I was only going to Tesco to collect my clothes order and thought I might just pop in on the way as we passed the Nissan garage.
Monday, 1 August 2011
First of the Month
Hopefully its going to be a better month for wins. First of the month and I had a letter from the Sheffield Star, I've won a Horrid Henry goody bag. Also a couple of Grants glasses arrived, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed for loads and loads of wins to report!
Gggrrrrrrr
Why are men never wrong? Just because he can't understand the difference between median and mean he says I'm wrong and explaining it incorrectly HUH!!
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Bad Moods
It seems that everyone else is this house is in a bad mood and temperamental and biting your head off if you, dare to be so rude as to, ask what they would like to eat....Why don't I know what they want? do what ever! How are they supposed to know what we have to eat? and theres never anything nice to eat anyway!
And they say women have mood swings...
And they say women have mood swings...
Spam
I am amazed by some of the spam I receive every day, do these people think I'm going to reply?
Mr Ping Wong [I kid you not] is delighted to inform me that I been chosen to win over $100,000,000, how much over I havent a clue, all he needs is my passport details, name, address and drivers licence ...just sending them now ;o)
Meanwhile, my small member can be made to a size to please my ladies!!?? I have numerous offers of this. Herbal pills 100% satisfaction guaranteed...who could say no? Consuela, Krystyna, Doris? and Torjiflossie?? dont think I should refuse. Permanently increase the width and length of my new hard erection? I keep saying that we need to extend the extension and have a bigger kitchen. Thats the only new erection around here.
A credit card, I can have loads of these even if I have dozens of CCJ's and bad credit, all I am required to do is sign over my house, car and soul! No probs
Also never fear, Cupid is here for me. A single black? A single Asian? whatever I prefer I can have 3 dates for free anyway.
I need to log into my Halifax account, Lloyds TSB, Egg, Royal bank of whereever it was and re-enter my details and passwords...must do that later when I have the time.
I can purchase a wonderful genuine Rolex replica? I never treat myself?
I am also the possible winner of 3 Ipads, 4 Iphones and an Apple Mac laptop computer.
Honestly I dont think my normal emails are half as interesting as these...
Mr Ping Wong [I kid you not] is delighted to inform me that I been chosen to win over $100,000,000, how much over I havent a clue, all he needs is my passport details, name, address and drivers licence ...just sending them now ;o)
Meanwhile, my small member can be made to a size to please my ladies!!?? I have numerous offers of this. Herbal pills 100% satisfaction guaranteed...who could say no? Consuela, Krystyna, Doris? and Torjiflossie?? dont think I should refuse. Permanently increase the width and length of my new hard erection? I keep saying that we need to extend the extension and have a bigger kitchen. Thats the only new erection around here.
A credit card, I can have loads of these even if I have dozens of CCJ's and bad credit, all I am required to do is sign over my house, car and soul! No probs
Also never fear, Cupid is here for me. A single black? A single Asian? whatever I prefer I can have 3 dates for free anyway.
I need to log into my Halifax account, Lloyds TSB, Egg, Royal bank of whereever it was and re-enter my details and passwords...must do that later when I have the time.
I can purchase a wonderful genuine Rolex replica? I never treat myself?
I am also the possible winner of 3 Ipads, 4 Iphones and an Apple Mac laptop computer.
Honestly I dont think my normal emails are half as interesting as these...
Saturday, 30 July 2011
What's worse.....
....teenagers or a husband who doesn't quite realise he isn't one? I shall have to find some way to explain to him that when in ones 40's it isn't the done thing to go out until 2.30am and then return [quite noisily I might add.....yes, I know he doesn't agree but being inebriated mutes the ears I find] with a friend who can't manage to get home as it's so late!
Obviously he made no noise at all, stage whispering to find out if I was awake, then asking where the spare bedding was, the loft ladder being pulled down as it was up in the loft cupboards [usually I'm more prepared when having guests to stay and have fetched it out before 3am] quietly thumping across the loft, closing the loft door, pulling out the sofa bed in the lounge...so many squeaky springs on that!...deciding to make coffees, creeping up the stairs to bed and then flicking the main bedroom light on instead of turning off the landing light, finally dropping into bed and when i say dropping I mean dropping, I'm almost bounced out, then after 30 seconds silence snoring like a pneumatic drill!
and I wonder why I have a headache today...
Obviously he made no noise at all, stage whispering to find out if I was awake, then asking where the spare bedding was, the loft ladder being pulled down as it was up in the loft cupboards [usually I'm more prepared when having guests to stay and have fetched it out before 3am] quietly thumping across the loft, closing the loft door, pulling out the sofa bed in the lounge...so many squeaky springs on that!...deciding to make coffees, creeping up the stairs to bed and then flicking the main bedroom light on instead of turning off the landing light, finally dropping into bed and when i say dropping I mean dropping, I'm almost bounced out, then after 30 seconds silence snoring like a pneumatic drill!
and I wonder why I have a headache today...
Friday, 29 July 2011
I got one
I did, I actually got one.......a win that is, I thought that I had stopped getting any decent wins! Well apart from the blinking fruit shoot skipping ropes. R rang me to say I was a jammy biatch [yes I know, quite rude I thought] and that my name was on sparkle world as a winner ....wooo go me!!!
I have won Robbie Williams wii sing for telling them what I would sing and with whom, R was gratified when realising I had only entered as it was what she was buying for DD1's birthday and it was saving her a good few quid.
Now to decide whether Angels is going to be a good song to sing at the birthday party....
I have won Robbie Williams wii sing for telling them what I would sing and with whom, R was gratified when realising I had only entered as it was what she was buying for DD1's birthday and it was saving her a good few quid.
Now to decide whether Angels is going to be a good song to sing at the birthday party....
Tesco
I knew I shouldn't have done it! Tesco, midday and school hols arrghhhh
Don't take your children shopping when they are going to run around and scream, it hurts my ears! and why oh why is there always a little voice that says 'hello Mrs Hardy....are you shopping?' Every sarcastic bone in my body aches to be used, but no, I smile and say 'Hello sweetie, [cause I can never remember names] I am, are you shopping too?' and then they peer into your trolley and I hope to god all the sweets and buns are hidden under the fruit and veg properly!!
Still, that was £100 spent, the fridge is full and will stay that way for, oh...2 days? then they will have munched the whole lot [well apart from the veg] and I'll have to do it all again.
Don't take your children shopping when they are going to run around and scream, it hurts my ears! and why oh why is there always a little voice that says 'hello Mrs Hardy....are you shopping?' Every sarcastic bone in my body aches to be used, but no, I smile and say 'Hello sweetie, [cause I can never remember names] I am, are you shopping too?' and then they peer into your trolley and I hope to god all the sweets and buns are hidden under the fruit and veg properly!!
Still, that was £100 spent, the fridge is full and will stay that way for, oh...2 days? then they will have munched the whole lot [well apart from the veg] and I'll have to do it all again.
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