Spam

I am amazed by some of the spam I receive every day, do these people think I'm going to reply?

Mr Ping Wong [I kid you not] is delighted to inform me that I been chosen to win over $100,000,000, how much over I havent a clue, all he needs is my passport details, name, address and drivers licence ...just sending them now ;o)

Meanwhile, my small member can be made to a size to please my ladies!!?? I have numerous offers of this. Herbal pills 100% satisfaction guaranteed...who could say no? Consuela, Krystyna, Doris? and Torjiflossie?? dont think I should refuse. Permanently increase the width and length of my new hard erection? I keep saying that we need to extend the extension and have a bigger kitchen. Thats the only new erection around here.

A credit card, I can have loads of these even if I have dozens of CCJ's and bad credit, all I am required to do is sign over my house, car and soul! No probs

Also never fear, Cupid is here for me. A single black? A single Asian? whatever I prefer I can have 3 dates for free anyway.

I need to log into my Halifax account, Lloyds TSB, Egg, Royal bank of whereever it was and re-enter my details and passwords...must do that later when I have the time.

I can purchase a wonderful genuine Rolex replica? I never treat myself?

I am also the possible winner of 3 Ipads, 4 Iphones and an Apple Mac laptop computer.

Honestly I dont think my normal emails are half as interesting as these...